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Monday, 31 December 2012

SnapCacklePop Music Awards - CACKLE Worst POP of 2012..!

Let's cut straight to the chase. And the winner is....

 Flo RidaWhistle
Why does Whistle top the SCP pops for the single worst track of the year? Admittedly, the whistle along "do do do doooo duo" bit sticks in your head and the tune makes you what to skip down the street, but listen closely to the lyrics and it's skin crawlingly creepy.
As all pop fans know, good pop should be for everyone, not just rappers and ho's. The disturbing thing about this track is it's made to closely resemble a nursery rhyme but the thought of any six year old singing along to the lyrics below is just plain yuck.
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Let me know
Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your lips together
And you come real close
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Here we go
Urrrrrggghhh … gross!

Runner Up 
PsyGangnam Style
2012 may have been all about Gangnam Style with K-Pop sensation, Psy smashing all records with his irritating ditty about Korea's uppity shopping mecca (he's runner up worst track of 2012), but in terms of sheer annoyance and insidious double entendre's, the worst pop of 2012 gong goes to …. Flo Rida for Whistle.

Honourable Mention
Mariah Carey - Triumphant (Get ‘Em)
Mariah Carey get's an honourable mention for Triumphant (Get 'Em). Old Mimi still has a great set of lungs on her, but unfortunately she's belting out numbers that sound more like they were created in 1992 rather than 2012. *sad face*

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